2. Have You Ever Had Sex With The Opposite Sex? No. Thankfully.
3. Who Is The First Person You Came Out To? My first and only girlfriend (after we broke up), Lauren.
4. Are You Out To Your Parents? Yeah. They're totally fine with it. (I mean, I don't feel like my dad is insanely comfortable with it, but he definitely supports me.)
5. Do You Want Children? Yeah. I'd really rather have biological children, but I don't see that happening, so I've been slowly coming around to the idea of adoption.
6. Do You Have More Gay Friends or Straight Friends? Definitely more straight. The majority of gay people kind of annoy me.
7. Were You Out in School? Came out totally December 6, 2001, sophomore year of high school.
8. Is Your Best Friend The Same Sex As You? Nope.
9. If Your Best Friend Is The Same Sex, have you ever had sex with them? Most definitely N/A.
10. Have you ever done crystal meth? Nope, and I don't believe I ever plan to. I think weed is the hardest drug I'd really ever wanna do (and have done).
11. Have You Ever Been In A Sling? No. Don't wanna (well... I mean... Danny... whatever).
12. Have You Ever Dressed In Drag? No.
13. Would you date a Drag queen? No.
14. Are You A Top/Bottom or truly Versatile? It seems like the question is asking, "Do you lean toward one or the other, or are you truly versatile?," in which case I would definitely have to say bottom.
15. Have You Seen An Uncircumsized Penis? In real life, no.
16. Have You Had Sex With Someone of A Different Race? No. I've semi-recently begun to have this thing for certain Japanese-Americans, but all of them that I think are hot are far too hot to wanna have sex with me.
18. How Many Cher CDs do you own? Zero. And it will stay that way.
19. Name Of Your First True Love? Danny. Duh. Anyone who's read this journal for any decent amount of time could answer that in a second.
20. Do You Still Talk To them? No. It wasn't that kind of love, and we were never insanely good friends (situational friends, I call it). But we're friends on FaceBook and such.
21. Does Size Matter? Everyone tries to be PC and say no, and I'm sorry, but of course it does.
22. Biggest Turn On? Definitely, definitely, that V-muscle at the bottom of the stomach area, above the crotchal area.
23. Biggest Turn Off? Fat guys? I don't know. No. Golden showers. So disgusting.
24. Ever Been Harassed Because You Are Gay? Sure. Nothing insane, though. Never been beat up or anything.
25. Worst Gay Stereotype That Applies To You? When I get really drunk or am with any of the very few people that I feel insanely comfortable with, I can get the slightest bit flamboyant (that's a bad word to use, though, 'cause it's not really flamboyance, it's just... gay-acting-ness... of a sort...).
26. Ever Been To A Pride Rally? Definitely not. Not a big fan, at all.
27. Would You Marry If You Could? Of course.
28. Would you rather be rich and smart or young and beautiful? Honestly, I'd really rather be rich and smart. Totally not a good gay answer, but deal.
29. Do You Sculpt Your Eyebrows? No. I've been told more than once that I should, but fuck that. I'm not that gay.
30. Do You Trim Your Body? Partly.
31. Ever had sex with more than one person in a day? I've barely had sex with more than one person ever.
33. Have you dated your best friends ex? No.
34. Would you vote for Hillary Clinton if she ran for president? Well, thank God, there's really no way she'll get the nomination anymore, since everybody has finally realized what a fucking bitch she is. So yeah, definitely not.
35. Do you want monogamy in your relationships? Yeah.
36. Do you believe in true love? Of course. What kinda question is that?
37. Do you have any tattoos? Yes. The evil monkey is on the bottom of my left shoulder. ... Seriously.
38. Do you have any piercings? I've thought about one on my left ear, but I think I'd look way too gay. If I were drunk, I could probably be talked into it.
39. Would you date a smoker? Yeah. I have.
41. Do you know anyone who has died from H.I.V.? Nope.
42. Do you know what Stonewall was? No.
43. Wonder Woman, Xena or The Halliwell Sisters? Don't know the last one. Answer: None of them.
44. Strangest place you have had sex? Basement of a guy's house while his family was asleep upstairs.
45. Strangest place you've woken up? Probably a friend's house, when I forgot I was there. I don't know.
46. Are your best years behind or in front of you? Honestly, probably behind me.
47. Favorite porn movie? Easy, easy question. Schoolboy Crush.
48. Are you in love now? Yeah, probably. Derek. Obviously a straight guy.
49. Ever been in love with a straight guy/girl? Ha. Yes. At least two guys, probably three or four. No, probably three.
50. Did you ever have sex with them? Jesus Christ, how incredible that would be. So no. God wouldn't let me have such fun.
51. Have you ever been to a nude beach? No.
52. Have you ever been to a bath house? No.
53. Ever had sex in public? Nope. (19)